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  • In A Pigs Ass
  • 发布日期：2008-11-02 01:04:02  点击：13  评论：0
  • In A Pigs Ass There were these three farmers that wanted to win the state fair contest for having the largest hog. They decide that they should stick a cork in the pigs ass and feed him for a month before the fair. The only problem was that none of
  • Good News
  • 发布日期：2008-11-01 22:22:23  点击：3  评论：0
  • A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat... Says He: "I'm sorry honey but I'm up to my neck in work today" Says She: "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you dear." Says He: "OK darling, but since I've got no time now, just give
  • Going To Jesus
  • 发布日期：2008-11-01 22:21:53  点击：2  评论：0
  • Young David came home from school one day and found his pet chicken laying on the ground with his legs pointing straight up into the sky. When his father got home, he explained that the chicken has died and his legs were pointed up to Jesus in heave
  • Washing the dog
  • 发布日期：2008-11-01 22:21:14  点击：2  评论：0
  • A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner "Mom Pop" grocery picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over, and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. "Oh, no laundry," th
  • Mule Balls
  • 发布日期：2008-11-01 22:19:55  点击：7  评论：0
  • An American couple on vacation with some friends in Mexico were shopping at the market to bring back a few souvenirs to their family and friends. Time passed, and the couple realized that neither of them was wearing a watch. They noticed this little
  • Did your father help you
  • 发布日期：2008-11-01 22:19:28  点击：3  评论：0
  • One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. 一天，蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业，发现他全做对了。 The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. 老师很高兴，同时也十分惊讶。 He called Tim to
  • Teacher: When was Rome built
  • 发布日期：2008-11-01 22:03:06  点击：1  评论：0
  • Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjo
  • When was Rome built
  • 发布日期：2008-11-01 22:01:59  点击：3  评论：0
  • Teacher: When was Rome built? Tom: At night. Teacher: Who told you that? Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day. Note： Rome wasn't built in a day. [谚语]罗马城非朝夕建成;伟业非一日之功。 All roads lead to Rome. [谚]条条大路通罗马;殊途同
  • 金庸小说中武功的英文恶搞版
  • 发布日期：2008-11-01 21:59:47  点击：5  评论：0
  • ■ 冲灵剑法 Boy Girl 's soul sword （ GG和MM的灵魂之剑？听起来好像A片... ） ■ 九阳神功 nine man's power （ 九个男子的力量？ ） ■ 九阴真经 nine woman'story （ 九个女人的故事？ ） ■ 九阴白骨爪 nine woman catch a white bone （ 九个女人抓着一个白骨
  • You arent the worst
  • 发布日期：2008-11-01 21:56:39  点击：8  评论：0
  • The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising,orfunny. Gerrad, a friend of mine, bought a computer, even though he had never even used a typewriter before. After inv
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